My Last Seven Years 1990-1997

GOOD AFTERNOON ALL MY VERY APPRECIATED PALS AND MY PRIMO! DO NOT BE WORRIED IF I WRITE SOME ESPAÑOL, OK?. I AM WELCOMING "PAPO" ANAYA, A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, AND IGNACIO "JUNIOR" RIVERA, ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS... BY THE WAY, JUNIOR AND PAPO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY...ANAYA, JUNIOR'S E-MAIL IS "CHOBOT30", SO REMEMBER...

OPENING CEREMONY: THE NATIONAL ANTHEMS OF CANADA END FRANCE, IN
HONOR OF HOWARD SOLOMON...

LET ME START WITH A COUPLE OF HEALTH ISSUES...

IT SEEMS THAT THERE IS ASBESTOS WHERE I LIVE, I SHOULD INVESTIGATE FURTHER, BUT , BY NOW, THE RESULTS OF MY BLOODWORK WERE OK. NO HEAVY METALS, BACTERIA OR CHEMICALS IN MY SERUM... IT SEEMS THAT MY LIVER IS OK... THE X-RAYS SHOWED THAT MY LUNGS WERE IN SUPERB SHAPE... LET'S SEE WHAT COMES OUT FROM THE STOOL ANALYSIS....

I WAS YESTERDAY IN A VERY FRIENDLY TOWN: BONITA SPRINGS, FLORIDA, DOING A SITE VISIT TO WATCH SOME PROPERTIES THAT ARE FOR SALE. I WAS THERE TWO YEARS AGO DOING FEMA INSPECTIONS WITH ANOTHER PUERTO RICAN, WALTER MOORE, WHO NOW LIVES IN PENSACOLA, FLORIDA, AND NOW IS IN CHICAGO DOING SUPERVISORY WORK FOR FEMA,AS A SUBCONTRACTOR FOR STERLING CORP, OUT OF CALIFORNIA, WITH JOHN HARRIS AS ITS OWNER...

WE SPENT ONE MONTH DOING INSPECTIONS IN THE AREA, THE PEOPLE MOST BADLY HURT WERE MEXICANS THAT WERE LIVING IN A TRAILER CAMP CALLED MANNA CHRISTIAN... THEY TOLD ME YESTERDAY THAT SOME OF THEM GOT GOOD MONEY, OTHERS...

I ALSO WENT TO THE HOTEL I SHARED WITH WALTER, THE CONFORT INN, AND I SAW THERE A LADY CALLED KRISTIE JASPER WHO NOW IS A SUPERVISOR AND STILL REMEMBERS WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON IN BONITA AT THAT TIME... WALTER WAS VERY FAMOUS FOR HIS "MILITARY SALUTE", THE RED CROSS PEOPLE CAN TELL... MAY GOD BLESS MARY ELIZABETH SMITH, AT THAT TIME PRESIDENT OF SUNCOAST ASSOCIATES IN EDMONDS, WASHINGTON, FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK THERE...

BY THE WAY, I REMEMBER WHEN I WENT TO MAKE AN INSPECTION IN LEHIGH ACRES, FLORIDA, THAT AN OLD LADY REFUSED TO LET ME IN BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSEDLY "HARRASING THE WIFE OF A DEAD SHERIFF", BUT SHE FINALLY LET ME IN AND WE DID BECOME GOOD FRIENDS...

GOD BLESS THE MEXICANS DOWN THERE! I HOPE THEY'LL EARN "MUCHOS PESOS" SOON...

WHEN I WAS COMING TO MIAMI FROM FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA, IN THE AIRPORT (BY THE WAY ITS NAME IS HECTOR INT'L AIRPORT) THERE WAS A RUMOUR ABOUT "A PASSENGER WHICH WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE BECAUSE THERE WAS A WARRANT BEING ISSUED IN BISMARK FOR FRAUD TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT" WE WILL SEE WHAT THE CHIPPEWA AND SIOUX INDIAN TRIBE CHIEFS (INCLUDING DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR BUREAUCRATS) HAVE TO SAY... OWL GORE?

I YESTERDAY WANTED TO SEE A "X-FILES" EPIOSODE ON FOX TV , BUT THE ONLY WAY POSSIBLE WAS TO " GET IT VIA SATELLITE FROM HONG KONG IF YOU DO A WIRE TRANSFER", THE EPISODE WAS ABOUT THE DEATH OF "DEEP THROAT".

BY THE WAY, SOMEBODY IN BONITA TOLD ME THAT GEOGE BUSH WAS THE HEAD OF THE CIA 20 YEARS AGO... HE KNOWS A LOT OF GUYS THERE...

THE OTHER DAY THERE WAS A RUMOUR THAT FIDEL CASTRO WAS DEAD. BUT, SURPRISINGLY, HE GAVE A SPEECH UNDER VERY HEAVY RAIN, CATS AND DOGS OVER A DINOSAUR...

MY FAMILY IN PUERTO RICO SEEMS OK. MY BROTHER CAN BE A GOOD TEAMSTERS PRESIDENT (LIKE JIMMY HOFFA), HE IS A GOOD MILITARY STRATEGIST, BUT IF SOMEBODY MEESSES WITH HIM I'LL BEAT THEM UP...
MY SISTER IS A BIOLOGIST, I HOPE SHE WILL NEVER DO EXPERIMENTS ON MY BODY...

WHENEVER I GET HOME, I GET THE PHONE AND START LISTENING TO THE "BUGS" BUNNY HOTLINE...

THEN , ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, THERE WAS A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ALBERT EINSTEIN... HE SAID THAT "PEACE CAN BE ACHIEVED THROUGH UNDERSTANDING",I GOT THE MESSAGE : IN AUGUST 1945, HARRY TRUMAN THREW THE ATOMIC BOMB IN HIROSHIMA, THEN IN NAGASAKI. THEN HE SAID TO THE JAPANESE: IF YOU DO NOT SURRENDER, I'LL THROW MORE BOMBS UPON YOU UNTIL TOTAL EXTERMINATION, UNDERSTOOD? THE JAPANESE SAID WHERE IS THE DOTTED LINE?

IN PUERTO RICO, THE ULTIMATE EXCUSE IS TO DO WHATEVR IT TAKES TO ELIMINATE THE "POSSIBILITY" OF PREMARITAL SEX, WHICH I AS A CONSERVATIVE THINK IS NOT MORAL... BUT TO BEAT PEOPLE UP AND DAMAGE REPUTATIONS SEEMS LIKE ANOTHER INQUISITION...IN SPANISH, "A DIOS ROGANDO Y CON EL MAZO DANDO".

I SAW YESTERDAY ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" ACTOR TONY DANZA, A GOOD ITALIAN... REMEMBERS ME OF QUORUM DIAMOND EXECUTIVE AND MY SAVIOR ART NAPOLITANO, WHO ON TIME RECRUITED GEORGE ZALUCKI AND LINDSAY DORRIER...

I ALSO HAVE TO RENEW MY BALLY'S CLUB MEMBERSHIP, WHICH I STARTED IN GLEN BURNIE, MARYLAND, IN 1990, PERSUADED BY A SPANIARD, FRANK ARANGO...SHE WENT TO SEE HIM...

I STILL HAVE COPIES OF EXAMS I TOOK AT JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY TOWARDS MY MASTERS... NEDD A COPY? CALL ME...

TALKING ABOUT GEARGE BUSH AND THE CIA, I KNOW HE KNEW AT THAT TIME OF THE PUERTO RICAN TERRORIST GROUP "MACHETEROS" , STILL AT LARGE FIGHTING FOR PUERTO RICO'S INDEPENDENCE... VERY, VERY SLIM CHANCES...

AS YOU SEE, MY FRIENDS, I AM NOT USING MCI MAIL AS MY ENEMY, JIM,"THE HITMAN" BRIGGS AND VICTORIA AXELROD USED TO DO... THANKS TO GOD MCI'S CARLOS BOSCH, MY GOOD FRIEND, WENT TO HIS SUPERIORS AND "MADAME BRIGGS" WAS DEFEATED...

SOMETIMES I WORK REAL HARD AND I SAY " WILL I BE ANYWAY BE FIRED NO MATTER HOW GOOD I DO A JOB? WE WILL SEE...

HERE IN FORT LAUDERDALE A WOMAN CLAIMS SHE IS "COMING WITH TEN "SECONDS"". PUNCHLINE UNDERSTOOD?

DANE , MARV AND BRUCE, I REMEMBER ONE DAY I WENT TO LEN STOLER FORD IN OWINGS MILLS, MARYLAND, TO REPAIR MY 1990 MUSTANG GT CONVERTIBLE.(REMEMBER?) IN THE PARTS DEPARTMENT I WENT TO SEE A GUY FOR SERVICE AND IT HAPPENED THAT WAS JANINE'S FATHER. I INTRODUCED MYSELF TO HIM, HE WENT WITH HIS MECHANIC TO SEE MY BABY, THEN HE CAME WITH A FACE OF "LIKE HE SAW A GHOST", AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE WILL DO "EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PUT THE CAR IN SUPERB SHAPE". HE DID AN EXCELLENT JOB, COST - $400. GOD BLESS YOU, JIM. THE GOOD GUYS WERE THERE THAT AFTERNOON.... I'LL BE BACK WITH MORE...REMEMBER, JIM, I TOLD YOU WHAT THOSE GUYS WANTED. YOU LATER CONFIRMED THE SITUATION...