Fort Myers Visit

GOOD AFTERNOON MY DEAR FRIENDS AND MY PRIMO!! I AM HERE AT FORT MYERS AND CAPE CORAL, FLORIDA, DOING RESEARCH, ADEVERTISING, APPOINTMENTS, AND CLEAN UP ON PROPERTIES WE BOUGHT AND/OR ARE PLANNING TO BUY. THESE PROPERTIES HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL FOR $$$. WE WILL SEE HOW FURTHER RESEARCH (APPRAISAL, TITLE, TERMS) COME OUT.

BY THE WAY, I SAW WITH MY PARTNER HECTOR RODRIGUEZ (305) 238-0237 (WHO SAYS IF I DO NOT GET TO HIS SPEED LEVEL HE WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY UNTIL I REACH IT), WHILE WE WERE ON THE ROAD, AN ADVERTISEMENT ABOUT A COMPUTER SHOW IN THE FORT MYERS CONVENTION CENTER. WE WENT AND HERE IS WHAT I BOUGHT:
PENTIUM 200MHZ MMX, 128 MB RAM/512 K CACHE, 100X CD ROM, 8GB HARD DRIVE, 17” MONITOR, ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD, US ROBOTICS 33K FAX/VOICE MAIL, WINDOWS 95.

TOTAL PRICE $1,300!!! INCREDIBLE. MY PARTNER IS A COMPUTER GENIUS…NOW HE WANTS A LADY HE KNOWS FROM ATLANTA, WHO IS A REPORTER OF CNN, TO GET INVOLVED IN HIS BUSINESS…

IN THE COMPUTER SHOW THERE WERE COMMENTS ABOUT A GENIAL COMPUTER HACKER CALLED LARRY WHO WAS ABLE TO FIX UP CREDIT REPORTS AND STEAL $$$ FROM CREDIT UNIONS…WE WILL SEE IF HE IS A FRIEND OR A FOE OF “EL NEGRO”.

WHILE I WAS IN FORT MYERS, I SAW THE MOVIE “THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK” THE SCENE WHERE LUKE SKYWALKER WAS TOLD BY DARTH VADER : “ LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER”, MAYBE HE DID NOT WANT LUKE TO “POSSIBLY” CONVERT TO JUDAISM….BUT HE WAS ABLE TO TAKE HIS FATHER BACK FROM THE-DARK-SIDE-OF-THE-FORCE MASTER, THE EMPEROR…

RUSH LIMBAUGH…THE MASTER….HE TAUGHT ME THAT THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS IS AUSTIN, AND IN HIS GENIAL BOOKS HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO GET RID OF AN UNDERGROUND, SOCIALIST AND PRO-INDEPENDENCE TERMITE COLONY IN PUERTO RICO IN JUST…28 MINUTES!!! . ELLOS TAMBIEN CARPETEAN A LOS ESTADISTAS….

REMEMBER, THEY WANT TO GET EVEN…KISS MY PRO-STATEHOOD BUTT…THEY ARE FACING TOTAL EXTERMINATION.

AS YOU MAY SEE, PUERTO RICO IS STILL ADAMANTLY RESISTING, TOTALLY AND HOPELESSLY INFECTED WITH THE MICHELANGELO AND “THE GUY WITH NO BALLS” (I AM NOT MAKING A MOCK) GUY VIRUSES…A VERY CATASTROPHIC RESULT COULD BE A LOT OF DIVORCES…WHY THEY DON’T ASK FERNANDO PELLERANO, A DOMINICAN ENGINEER WHO WORKS IN THE PUERTO RICO WATER AND SEWER AUTHORITY….WHO CALLED HIM OVER THE PHONE???

I HEARD IN MIAMI THAT THERE WAS A PERSON TELLING OTHER GUY THAT “YOU CAN MARRY EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD, EXCEPT THAT ONE, OVER MY DEAD BODY”….EXTREMELY HARRASING, IDIOTIC AND ILLOGICAL THINKING…HE CLAIMS THAT “YOU KNOW TOO MUCH AND YOU OOK TO ME LIKE THE ANTICHRIST(THAT 666 THING). THE OTHER GUY REPLIED: “I AM WILLING TO DEBATE WITH YOU IN FRONT OF THE SENATE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF MY LIFE SINCE I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHER’S WOMB, I’LL HAVE FUN KICKING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR ASS, GET READY FOR TRENT LOTT, YOU WILL NEVER PROVE EITHER IF I AM GAY OR A PLAYBOY!!! HE TOLD THE OTHER GUY (A BLACK GUY) THAT HE WAS A “WENDELL FAN”… A VERY OLD CANDIDATE WITH VERY SLIGHT ODDS???

REMEMBER, GUYS, THAT CARLOS (THE JACKAL) FROM VENEZUELA IS AN INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST(CAUGHT FIVE YEARS AGO)…WHAT ABOUT GRANDMA DINAMITE, IS SHE STILL STUCK??? MAYBE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR BRUCE MARLER, WHO IS AVOIDING CONFRONTATION WITH THE (MANDARIN WARRIOR”, RAYMOND HUNG, FROM QUORUM INTERNATIONAL IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA…

WELL, GUYS, THAT IS ALL FOR THIS EDITION OF “INSIDE OF WHAT HECTOR HEARS FROM OTHER PEOPLE AROUND HIM”…VERY BEST REGARDS TO ALL YA GUYS…