My Last Seven Years, 1990 - 1997, Part 4

GOOD AFTERNOON MY FRIENDS AND MY PRIMO! BIENVENIDO, LUIS QUIÑONES! ES VERDAD LO DE EL LIBRO. VA A COSTARME LA VIDA...

HERE ARE SOME REPORTS FROM SCOTLAND YARD...

LAST MAY, A VERY BRIGHT AND PROFESSIONAL WOMAN NAMED RITA PEACOCK FROM COMPUTER SCIENCES CORPORATION IN LANHAM, MARYLAND, CAME TO FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA, TO GIVE US A BRIEFING ON HARRASSMENT AND DAMAGE TO THE REPUTATION...THE BEST STUDENT WAS FRANK"CHRIS" WILLIAMS, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA...I WANT TO CONGRATULATE GENE WOODRICK, (601) 466-3929, FOR HAVING AN EXCELLENT ADJUSTING CORPORATION DOWN THERE IN MISSISIPPI, HE HIRED MY BOSS EVERETT SHARP (THE BEST IN THE NATION) WHO ASSEMBLED A "DREAM TEAM" OF INSPECTORS...VERY CARING, TALENTED, BRILLIANT... HE IS FROM ST. PETE IN FLORIDA, PHONE NUMBER 727-823-2224....

I MADE A GOOD FRIEND IN SIOUX FALLS, SOUTH DAKOTA. RETIRED ARMY COLONEL ROGER BACON, FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, PHONE NO. 504-454-3481...HE IS NOW IN CHICAGO DOING INSPECTIONS... HE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO BE AWARE THAT "COFFEE CAN KILL YOU" , GOOD ADVICE...

NEWS FROM WALL STREET: THERE WAS "MYSTERIOUS" DEPOSITS IN THE BANCO CREDITO Y AHORRO PONCEÑO IN THE 1960S... HUMMM...CUENTE CON EL BANCO CREDITO SIEMPRE...SE ACUERDAN?

WHO HAS NOT CHEATED IN A COLLEGE EXAM? I CONFESS I DID SOMETIMES, EL QUE ESTE LIBRE DE PECADO QUE TIRE LA PRIMERA PIEDRA, NO LO HAGAS SI TIENES EL TECHO DE CRISTAL...

IN 1990 I9 WENT WITH A GIRL NAMED LUCINA TO A FLEETWOOD MAC CONCERT AT THE CAPITAL CENTER, NOW USA ARENA IN LANDOVER, MARYLAND... NO, STEVE, THERE WERE NO KISSES...SOMETHING WRONG, MRS. LOOMIS?

YES, I HAVE BEEN IN 42ND STREET IN NEW YORK CITY... I KNEW THERE WAS A TAPING GOING ON THERE, SO I WAVED THE CANDID CAMERA...HOW BIZARRE!

I UNDERWENT SURGERY TWICE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS: ONE IN LAUREL, MARYLAND, WITH DERMATOLOGIST CYLBURN SODEN, AND OTHER IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, WITH EYE SURGEON DR. AIRALA. A CIST NEAR MY BUTT AND IN MY RIGHT EYE WERE REMOVED. "NOTHING" CAME OUT ON THE PATHOLOGY TESTS....

I'LL BE BACK WITH MORE...